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[–] [email protected] 225 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Lol, they're just renaming Remote Desktop to Windows.

So I can use Windows to connect to Windows, and run my Windows.

Truly a moment of marketing brilliance.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They love to do this. 2 years ago they renamed Office (the online, browser based version) to Microsoft 365 https://www.computerworld.com/article/1614302/office-to-be-rebranded-microsoft-365.html

They can present the "new" apps to shareholders

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This comes full circle with everyone's grandma incessantly calling every piece of software on their computer "The Microsoft."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The grandmas were right the whole time!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Were they? Or did the Grandmas SEIZE CONTROL and are implementing changes in a self-fulfilling prophecy‽‽

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Grandmas are an insidious threat, your sister, your mother or even your own wife could be a grandma sleeper agent!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

If you think this is bad, then you haven't tried navigating the MS academic offerings. Over the last 10 or so years, I think it's been called "dreamspark", "imagine", "MSDN Academic Alliance" (I liked this one, it actually made sense), "MSDN AA", and now "Azure Dev Tools for Teaching" or "adt4t" when talking with support.

rant mode ON

Everytime the name is changed, it seems something else changes (OK it's a new product) and the way to access installers and activate it differs. I just want to teach, but every couple of years I have to spend days trying to figure out how to get my iso's and how to renew the subscription. A couple of years ago, and mind you this was after I had had an active academic relationship with Microsoft for 8 years, and my predecessor even longer than that before me, we had to submit invoices proving that the school owned the domainname for our emails and website, as well as a letter from the ministry of education that we were licensed to teach this course.

The support staff is very professional and helpful, and we've always been able to resolve renewal issues. But each year we have to go through the process of getting through a maze of support pages linking to chatbots, to find the correct form to contact support. I think the link to support form had the text "Beware of the leopard".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They didn't rename just the in-browser version, they renamed "Office.com, the Office mobile app, and the Office app for Windows"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

At least they didn't cancel it and make two new programs that each do 70% of what it did. Looking at you, Google.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I currently open a window on my Windows to run a Linux

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

And it runs in windows too!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Only it comes standard with the multiyear bugs only just patched in remote desktop for windows, like an inability to remember where you monitors have always been.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like Windows, so we put Windows in your Windows so you can use Windows while you use Windows

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only possible way Microsoft can be this bad at naming things is if they are actively doing it on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

How can they expect regular people to remember what the Windows app does? It would seriously be better to pick a word at random than to overload the meaning of "Windows" again.

Here are some way better names right off the top of my head:

  • Kablam!
  • Telefenestra
  • Portle
  • Microsoft micro/do
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Telefenestra

Is that where you defenestrate somebody remotely?

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'm just here for the yo dawg memes.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And I thought developers were bad at naming.

The Microsoft school of naming things is really showing their ways

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Developers are usually not bad at naming. Marketing on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For more, check out my blog devsArentBadAtNamingThings.blogspot.tar.7z.com

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is that kind of like how I talk to my team on the team's app and send files and messages to them in the team in the teams app?

They seriously need a new marketing group.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

It's like how they made the Xbox, then the Xbox one, then the Xbox one X, then the Xbox series X. (Yeah there were other options between/simultaneous, but this sequence is a nice clean illustration.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Not to mention the Xbox Box, and the shipping cintainer full of 'em, the Xbox Box Box

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Teams in Teams is the naming I hate the most. Should have called them communities to match Viva Engage (Yammer) or just groups.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

They literally ran out of ideas, like, 20 years ago?

They've just been trying to say random-ass shit to justify their marketing budget since then.

Windows basically stopped around 7 and mostly went backwards, and when is the last time you thought about the version of office you use? Do you even use office, or can you get by with google docs?

OneDrive is by far more of a pain in the ass than anything else, nobody ever WANTS to use it, they mostly get hijacked by it early on and try to ignore it like a masturbating hobo on a subway car.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These guys survive just from the license dependency of corporations

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Their only product is that more programs run in windowd and people love the interface even though they keep fucking with it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Classic Microsoft, muddying the waters of something that was clearly defined in its role and name

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[–] xcjs 25 points 3 months ago

The Android version of the app still has the zoom/cursor offset bug when using a software keyboard from when they sunset RDP 8. That has been a severe usability bug for over three years now.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

This will be really easy to google for.

/s

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Upvoted for title.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago
  • Xzibit enters the chat *
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

This sounds like an Onion article headline

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

In the future, all Windows apps will be part of Windows App.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Did they just reinvent Norton PC Anywhere?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Will it serve me ads or do I need to find those myself?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is not confusing. AT ALL!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The irony is that I do, in fact, like mudkips.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

They've come full circle jerk.

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