It's 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader's reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as "The Poop Site".
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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Does going once continuously for 3 days count? Haribo sugar free gummy bears ought to do the trick.
It's been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.
Milk if you are lactose intolerant.
My stomach rumbled just reading the word lol
Ok so there's a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it'll get you real cleaned out, so you'll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.
Go to the no poop post, rather than eating things as suggested, vomit them. Since eating them makes you poop less, vomiting them should make you poop morw. Good luck!
Triscuits, avocado, cottage cheese, mixed greens. Use hot peppers and hot sauces to increase the painful sweats.
Trust me.
And lots of mixed nuts
And lots of mixed nuts
Did you know that Taco Bell has a breakfast menu? Well, you may want to become familiar with it. Also the rest of their menu. Enjoy!
sugar free gummy bears
Will this be a surreal inside joke for years to come?
Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.
Sugar-free gummy bears.
Kale smoothies
Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy
Dude why
Big pot of Chilli with beans.
Ripe bananas.
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