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What are some terrible places to do road trips to? (reddthat.com)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Example; unfortunately named landmarks such as peepee creek, Bill's Hentai Cavern, exct.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I can keep you busy for a while in Canada...

Dildo, Newfoundland
Blow me Down (park), Newfoundland
Come by Chance, Newfoundland
Spread Eagle Bay, Newfoundland
Conception Bay, Newfoundland
Balls Creek, Nova Scotia
Lower Sackville, Nova Scotia
Ecum Secum, Nova Scotia
Meat Cove, Nova Scotia
Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
Balls Falls, Ontario
Crotch Lake, Ontario
Old Cummer (train station in Ontario)
Opeepeesway Lake, Ontario
Bummer's Roost, Ontario
Hooker Lake, Ontario
Redditt, Ontario
Big Woody, Manitoba
Climax, Saskatchewan
Big Beaver, Saskatchewan
Balzac, Alberta
Smuts Creek, Alberta
Stoner, British Columbia
Spuzzum, British Columbia
Skookumchuck, British Columbia
Nipple Mountain, British Columbia
Knipple Lake, British Columbia
Yoho (park), British Columbia
Snafu Lake, Yukon

There are many additional funny ones, but I mostly tried to keep with a theme above.

So, along the way back you can check out Salmon Arm, Vulcan, Eyebrow, Moose Jaw, Flin Flon, Punkydoodles Corners, Swastika, Emo, Utopia, Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!, Asbestos, Peakaboo Corner, Sober Island, Crapaud, Jerrys Nose, Witless Bay, Goobies, and many, many more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nova Scotia is keeping it real as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, op specifically asked for terrible places

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I went by the examples in the text, not the title :)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a UK road trip that goes from Twatt to Shitterton through Cock Bridge, Dick Place, Cock Alley, Bitchfield, Whores Wood and Ass Hill.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But why is it terrible tho?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah I read it as terribly named places for some reason

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I think that's what OP did mean given the examples.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’re fine, OP’s question isn’t terribly clear

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

We should... we should kill OP, correct?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's a village not far from me called Shitterton. It's actually quite nice despite the name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Gary, indiana

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

His name is Bingo Gas Station Motel Cheeseburger With A Side of Aircraft Noise And You'll Be Gary, Indiana.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SSyI1luWog

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Tracy, California.

All I know about it is when my friends car broke down there for two days. Sounded awful.

So yeah, a terrible place for a road trip destination.

Similarly, I'd also say Monroe, Louisiana. To quote an old B-movie from the 50's "There's nothing off of I-20!"

There's no unfortunately named landmarks, just unfortunate people in unfortunate towns.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Very accurate. But don't worry, there are worse places along the way!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Can confirm, Tracy is in the middle of nowhere and there's nothing to do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

it sounds so innocuous. What's wrong with it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

There's a state park in Kentucky called "Big Bone Lick"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I once drove through Ohio, don't remember my exact route, but came up north from Kentucky to Cincinnati, then east into Pennsylvania

There may be more boring drives out there, but I haven't made them.

Cincinnati seemed like a nice enough city though. Can't think of any particular reason I'd ever want to go back, but I didn't hate it, so that was pretty much the high point of my time in Ohio

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Any drive through Nebraska blows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Denver to St Louis through KS and MI is up there

Doesn't help that getting from West to East on i70 through Kansas City is a nightmare after driving that long.

Spoiler: i70 doesn't just run through the city like one would think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cincinnati seemed like a nice enough city though. Can't think of any particular reason I'd ever want to go back

Clearly you’ve never had goetta.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I haven't, but I live in PA, so we have scrapple which sounds pretty similar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, very similar but with steel-cut oats instead of cornmeal/flour. I’ve not had scrapple but I understand they’re very similar, both born out of German immigrants trying to stretch meat servings and save money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm paying a shit ton to have a basement. Why the hell would I leave it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Challenger Deep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hawaii

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Athol. It's in Mathachuthetts.

Jokes aside the town does suck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m from Massachusetts. I don’t think I have ever heard anyone say they were going to Athol for any reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Precisely. I used to drive through there on my way to/from college. It sucks there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where exactly is Bill's Hentai Cavern? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It was a made up example that I can only hope stays made up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Middelfart in Denmark.

That said, we also have Lolland

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Honolulu

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixmoor,_Illinois if you go there though you will love dixmoor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is exct a thing or just a typo?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Typo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You can edit posts in lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Toad Suck, Arkansas. Got a cool pic at the lock and dam, missed the park and the town itself.

Transylvania, Louisiana. Got a pic of the bat painted on the water tower, but the general store/Post Office was closed, so no souvenirs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t force Louisiana on my worst enemy. The coast is probably fine, but in deep Louisiana, I saw more trash heaps, cars on blocks, and churches than actual businesses or non-dilapidated homes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The coast is just as bad. I've done the east arkansas to new Orleans drive. Never again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Scunthorpe

Just never go to Scunthorpe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

We're all going to Die! (France)