this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

How can an agent post an ad without pictures of the interior?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Half a million... Yeah, it's California, but that's still crazy.

I did get a chuckle out of "Has view: Yes" 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"There is Line of Sight to things."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Most of the price for real estate in California is the land, not the building. This one is $200/sqft, pretty low compared to other areas.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

$500,000 gets you the privilege of getting to tear down the old building and then you get to pay again to build a new house there! What a deal!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Archived this bad boy in case the Zillow listing gets taken down.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Quite the "open concept design"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"No common walls"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It’s got good bones.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Half a million for that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it weren't for "CA" (California) in the description, I would firmly believe that the photo is of some house in simpler inland cities here in Brazil. It's a fairly common thing that we call as "puxadinhos" (constructions that have no engineer, often built by the owners themselves, because both a civil engineer and a mason are generally pricey and inaccessible to a vast majority of Brazilian population).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The inspection will be easier since you can just see inside everything.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Our main seriously has misaligned priorities. 😔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That'll fetch $3200/mo as-is!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Look at those ferns though!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

One bed, half bath.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So uhhhh hurricane pass through recently or …..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

According to the listing a big tree fell on it