this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, there was a glowing red arrow in pursuit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

And that concludes my presentation on the dangers of vehicular collision.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

There's one.

-Cop

[–] MajorHavoc 6 points 1 month ago

Boy howdy, though! At least they came prepared!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"There's no way a van could break that kind of wall doing the speed limit."

"Bet."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe the cop lives there, decided to bring his work with him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

dudes just trying to meet his quota.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Y'all spelled "concussion" wrong.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

When your boss wants you to give 110%.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The reenactment went swimmingly boss!