Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.
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And then reopen lemmy 30s later!
... I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭
I've closed and reopened a handful of times since then haha
...back to Lemmy you go!
I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family
Number of people sharing eye contact:3
I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"
Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh....
....but you really said it?
What?
I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody's gotta be on the side of the brain worms)
Fuck you
Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!
Correct fact: while the HIV has been found in tears, there are zero recorded cases of it spreading through the eyes. In fact, there's only a 1:1000 chance of contracting HIV if you get HIV positive blood in your eyes.
are... are you speaking from experience?
Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa
Hmmm I really wish those photons did not enter my eyeballs
I do not like this.
At least there is no licking involved.
I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.
Worth it.
how did it go?
Young. Hanging out in my cousin's pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.
Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.
With mouths.
Damn, after that story you had me waiting for some hot eye-on-eye action.
Is smashing each other's eyelashes up inside of each other's eyelids any less upsetting?
The germans didn't answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?
This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that's how it was when I tried it.
I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it's a lot easier with two people.
Eye see what you did there.
This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D
Reminds me of Mitty and Riko from Made in Abyss
Ich küss dein Auge
Was soll das andere offene Auge sein?
Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? "And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break." Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.