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[–] [email protected] 252 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he's believing something he saw on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He’s so dense he doesn’t realize he’s the low T person being described, not the alpha male.

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[–] [email protected] 177 points 2 months ago (8 children)

"High T alpha males" oh good, they invented a new gender again and it sucks.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bring out the scones and cucumber sandwiches, it's high T!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a high T male, which is why I started balding at 20 and my balls are the size of grapes

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All the "high T alpha males" I've ever met are also the least critical thinkers I've ever met.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And none of them have ever backed it up with a blood test

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

>be me >high T alpha male born to breed and lead >go to doc to confirm I am the most alpha of all >doc says your T levels are through the roof >fuck yeah it is I am a total chad >doc is like nah bruh you got the big C >mfw I only have 6 weeks to live

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Yeah I tend to think that anyone who identifies as high t alpha male is actually just the opposite.

They are usually the ones seeking admiration and approval. Meanwhile the free thinkers are just doing our days and caring for our tribes. No approval needed.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Pele who can't defend themselves physically"

Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he'd get his ass kicked?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think his mom told him not to.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He’s posting 4chan screenshots now?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago
[–] RandomVideos 74 points 2 months ago

As an aneurotypical person, which, according to elon musk, makes me immune to propaganda and means that all my decisions are selfless, i can say that he is a liar who tries to make himself above other people and cares more about his public image than his kids

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (3 children)

as someone with autism do NOT let us control everything. You'd get 27,000 cats and a ton of trains without any issues being solved.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I think a ton of trains would actually solve a lot of issues

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A government of autists would come up with optimized solutions to many problems. The issue is that most people are resistant to actually fixing things, so everyone would just get mad.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do not betray your own tribe brother. After all, why shouldn't we get 27000 cats?

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Alpha males ain't shit. I'm a Neutrino male. Highest penetration power 😤

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't even feel anything though. Can you penetrate any harder my guy?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

As a beta, I can only penetrate a few millimeters but I can do a lot of damage if swallowed.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Oh, so right-wing men with the right genes are the chad and everyone else is the soyjak.

Truly an "interesting observation," thanks Elon.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And by "right genes" they mean "my Daddy is rich" of course.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Autistic people are well known for not feeling the need to fit in. That's why no autistic person ever spends 90% of their time in public masking who they really are

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dont get too close to the edge of this sarchasm, its a long drop to the bottom.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess they forgot that people like Martin Luther King Jr. got shot and killed for speaking out against these so called "high T, alpha males."

Being proud of using intimidation tactics is fucking weird and pathetic. Blaming it on garbage pseudo science lowers the bar into degeneracy. THEN turning it into victim blaming...."you're too weak to have anything worthwhile to contribute" is just... wow.

Evolutionary psychology was an interesting hypothesis, but it will never recover from these dipshits utilizing it as the loudest dog whistle in history...used to justify sexism and bigotry. I wish they'd all get in elons rocket and be the first people to land on the sun.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The post is starting out with the wrong assumptions so naturally it’s conclusions are wrong, top tier shitpost.

In the old days we’d use this kind of pseudoscience for mischief (you know, trolling), now it’s disinformation spread by useful idiots to upend their democracies.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

TLDR; "weak people have to conform to social consensus otherwise they get hurt I guess?"

I, on the other hand, am a big, strong, high T alpha male, that isn't worried about what anyone thinks! I am a free thinker, and I know my opinions are correct because I instantly based this entire opinion on a subjective, anecdotal view of the world that I then extrapolated meaning out of, the best evidence! /s

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A democracy that is only democratic for the select few? I wonder what that's called...

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is not real, right? RIGHT?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

I have some bad yet unsurprising news.

Edit: screenshot for anyone who doesn't have an alt front-end set up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

dude we've seen you in swimwear. you look like a barrel on a stick. you can't act like you're prime specimen anymore. fucking troglodyte.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Autist here.

We have a long history opposing societal, including gender, norms. And have deep connections with the early lgbt movements. Many people on the spectrum identify as queer.

Its not a secret that Elon believes he is on the spectrum, and we know he has at least one queer child. We also know that people who are stuck in the closest often channel this through self hate and hate of others who express.

Now that is interesting. “High T Males” on the other hands are a total joke.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

A democracy that is only democratic for the strongest, is not a democracy at all.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I remember this thread once a year and I love reading it every time

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Yeah, this is a really weird flex. They're taking work from the author of The Mass Psychology of Fascism, which in a general sense can be used to compare Nazism to the current MAGA movement, but saying that those susceptible to it are... Beta males?

If these mental gymnastics were any more complex they would have won gold in France last week.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"Critical thinking skills only count if they're MY critical thinking skills" do they not see the irony?

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm yet another Autistic person chiming in here to say that Elon is an ass clown

I've met plenty of neurotypicals who defied group think, so this isn't even close to right

You folks know what's up though, you don't need me to tell you anything here. Love you guys, sorry we have a jackass amongst our population, you know how it is

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ironic that only a source of "trust me bro, this is how the NPCs work" is all that's needed for Musk to be like: "Derp my filter says it's true! This must be true because it's on 4chan, no sources or further thoughts needed..."

"Well, back to my compound, security guards, and lobbyists that protect me from the majority!"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Adventures in bad sociology, fascism, and gender/neurological chauvinism with our favorite billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Musk is a cunt whether he's on the spectrum or not.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

high T alpha male

in other words, an asshole

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

As an autist, I find this assertion nonsensical and offensively reductive.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whenever you find yourself thinking about "how to get rid of the others", you've already taken a wrong turn somewhere like this.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Didn't he get the 3rd Reich reference of the poster or doesn't he care?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's funny how I've tried to bring some of that most blokey guys I have come across on mountaineering and such, and the vast majority weasal out of it

And the biggest badasses I know always drive the most basic cars lol

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, I assumed this was fake but it's not https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1830390502836854925 (link accessible as of 2024-09-02)

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