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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Coach, this one’s a little painful even for the Onion

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Australia had the same problem with rabbit populations over a hundred years ago.

Since they have guns everywhere, why don't they just announce a national culling if they are so against pregnant women?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Sure, battered women sounds delicious, but it’s still technically illegal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's a great idea. Let's call it , ohh I don't know, "The Purge!"

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