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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's experience at a coffee shop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 3 months ago (2 children)

did anon invent a strawwoman to be upset about?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

Lol, well played

[–] GJdan 10 points 3 months ago

Bravo

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Had me in the first half

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Had me till the last sentence. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Me too. I legit thought this was going to be a BS dream sequence. Fantastic turn.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is gold

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'd rather say it's pyrite

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

I'm with him, people who litter deserve to be in the lowest depths of hell.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My favorite:

1000001867

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

saw that coming a meter away