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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 232 points 3 months ago (78 children)

Ha, dude bought a macbook at the end. Scammed twice in one Greentext.

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[–] [email protected] 157 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

I'm still stuck in Doom.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I can't quit Alpha Centauri because "Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

So plaintively. Got me every time. I guess I could stay for a few more Winamp songs...

[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Far cry 4, wait when bad guy said to wait for him. Ending credits play.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And that was unironically the good ending.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's 4

3 was Vas. He hated you.

4 was the flamboyant guy. He actually liked you at the beginning, and you betray his trust by jumping out the window

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (4 children)

FC5 also has the option to finish the game in a couple of minutes if you do what the antagonist asks. Don't remember what exactly it was, leave with your team, I believe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Developers just casually adding intended game mechanics that makes the speed run incredibly boring.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait, I'll look up the answer and return with an update.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago

I wear that achievement as a badge of honor. We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the context of this to me?

[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago

In the beginning when you explore one of the starting areas you can encounter a prostitute who offers herself for cheap. If you agree, she tells you to follow her into some backroom. However, there is a giant dude waiting inside who knocks you unconscious and takes all your money (it's scripted, you can't escape this fate once you enter the backroom).

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Missed out on the 2 hour refund policy anon. Could’ve got your money back.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately for anon, Steam didn’t start doing refunds until 2015

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like games that give you a little slap upside the head for being stupid. All things considered, losing the paltry amount of early game currency in Metro is getting off pretty light compared to some games.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

In Stray you can put a paper bag on your head. It inverts your controls for a bit. I liked that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Just get the rest of the achievements and say you wanted to get all the achievements.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Maybe I am overlooking it, but I don’t see this achievement in my Steam account.

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