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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago

Wasn't it Lenin that said something about the bourgeoisie selling the proletariat the rope they would be hung with??

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

Solution: steal

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

LABOR IS ENTITLED TO ALL IT PRODUCES

TAKE WHAT IS ALREADY YOURS

CARPE PITCHFORK

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The billionaires need to be reminded of this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just reach out and grab it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What are they gonna do, take it back? Good luck, I have a pitchfork!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Locked down or behind a glass cage I bet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Locked down or behind a glass cage I bet

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you can't make a torch or pitchfork at home out of shit you have lying around, I don't need you on my side in the revolution.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm more of a cocktail guy myself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I hear they named a pretty good one after the Soviet foreign minister during the Winter War..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Tape a sparkler to a bell jar full of spicy dino juice for a safer, less leaky, and more windproof cocktail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Why make a cocktail when whisky does fine on its own?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There's always need for provisions.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Welcome to ~~Costco~~ Globo-Mart. I love you.

Welcome to Globo-Mart, I love you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What about a pointed stick?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Fresh fruit not good enough for you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

outlawed a couple years ago. can't have any of that