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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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Pet kitties (lemmy.zip)
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Inhabit cities

Chair committees

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Collect antiquities

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Die of encephalities

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Mom's spaghitties

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fitties will get you pretty far at the Goodwill.

[–] NostraDavid 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How far can I get with three fitties?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

About a hundred fifty

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

My favorite part of the Picture is the Goodwill parking lot. They know how to stretch those fitties.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this a trailer park boys thing?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hadn't thought of that, but I can definitely see Bubbles saying it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

"That's a fuckin nice kitty shirt right there!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I prefer to suck fitties, pet titties, and spend kitties and there's nothing you can say to change my mind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Used to be threatenin threatenin threatenin now they’re gettin big cats and pettin em

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He'd steal your WiFi

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh, pat kitties. Was thinking "Pet kitties do what now?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"pet" is also a verb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly right, Joe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Joe mama?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I’ve noticed in non American countries like Australia, you don’t pet the cat, you pat the cat. Hardly ever how it’s phrased in America though.