this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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Memes that are too meirl for /c/meirl.

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  3. All titles must begin with 2meirl4meirl. This is for multiple reasons. One is just so you can be lazy with titles but another is so people who aren't into this kind of humor can avoid it.

  4. Otherwise just the general no bigotry, no dickishness, no spam, no malice, etc stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

And egg. Sperm and Egg. Why does everyone think they're the sperm? They are a combination of sperm and egg

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I prefer to put a positive spin on things. Remember: if you can't be a good lesson, you can at least be a horrible warning!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

All those sweet YouTube videos teaching us what not to do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

One sperm can in fact lead to MANY giant pieces of shit, if provided the right diet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Can confirm.

I had a big breakfast and definitely dropped a baby sized dump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Also it is currently believed that while only one sperm-head enters the egg, around 100 are needed to soften the egg-"skin" in order for one to penetrate it.

So technically one single sperm is not enough, only the genetics of one sperm (assuming the egg as a constant).