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[–] [email protected] 138 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

[–] [email protected] 183 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn't be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

[–] [email protected] 170 points 2 months ago (9 children)

It's gender affirming care

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Agreed.

But he's a sack of shit, so I don't think too many people will think that hard.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn't people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?

If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn't feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.

But because he's a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it's game on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I'd get hair plugs too.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is more accurate:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is regression a form of growth?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Roger went from intense bully to just a jerk, musk went the opposite way.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Zorg made it look way better

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Zorg also made things that actually work.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zorg's flame thrower was a lot better than Musk's.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

If only cyber trucks had a little red button

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Adios turd nugget!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least zorg knew he was an asshole

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Musk definitely knows too.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

I don't agree. I think he believes he's a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.

Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It's a dangerous mixture.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And as far as we know he wasn't hemorrhaging money

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy "oops it was the trunks fault" bullpucky

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 22 points 2 months ago

Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.

Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

all those hair plugs just for that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It turns out that the haircut was in 2021! How could I have missed the news??!! But now that I think about it, it was the pandemic and the those two years of lockdown was bizarre and surreal in terms of time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

good lord he looks like a frog

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Alternatively:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Someone get him some cherries.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"fire one million" - Musk

It totally works.

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