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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (2 children)

New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

Carl Douglas does not believe in the existence of New Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Do they have l/mapswithooutNZ yet?

I assume that's how you refer to sublennies around here

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The study also suggests that children can reach speeds up to 300,000 km/s.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have I been mishearing the lyrics all these years? I could have sworn he says "kicks".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

You have indeed been mishearing it, since the lyrics say cats.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Intriguing. Can we get a reference for approximately how frightening this would be?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

I have read his paper on the subject (Global Ramifications of Kung-Fu and its relation to emotions of fear and anxiety, published in the Journal of Funky Chinatown Studies October, 1974 issue, pp. 82) and, based on his dataset, he concludes that the answer is "a little bit."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only places free from Kung Fu fighters: New Zealand and Antarctica.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Too cold for Kung Fu at McMurdo Station.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Maps without NZ is no lie

[–] kartoffelsaft 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Don't you guys not Kung fu fight on boats in the ocean??? I thought everyone did that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

He did a follow up study in 1998 co-authored by some people he met at a bus stop which confirmed these results. hoo cha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

And the red areas are where those cats are fast as lightning?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But is everyone still kung fu fighting 50 years later?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know. We'll have to consult funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They actually retired last year

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Red areas are where people dance the Kung Fu.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is some DataisBeautiful shit right here