I mean you're clearly not in a shower
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They can burst move faster than our eyes are capable of seeing. Most of their movements are burst speeds lol. So they effectively are D&D phase spiders XD
I have a tiny spider like this is my room. Her name is Tiny and she visits my desk when I'm working sometimes. It always makes me smile
I had the same partner at my last workplace. Always showed up on the top of the monitor when I'd arrive in the morning!
For reference this is them on a business card.
That's really cute ngl
Have you tried unplugging your eyes, installing the later firmware and drivers and plugging it back in?
I'm afraid it wont reinstall correctly or I lose the drivers. This hardware is ancient.
Can you run doom on it?
Quite often, doom is the only thing that will run.
Have you tried turning on DLSS or FSR ? It should improve frame rate.
Used to have one that visited me every day for lunch at the office. We were friends and i would put obstacles up and then encourage him to jump onto the obstacles. This went on for several weeks until he just didn't show up one day and never again 😭
I can't be the only one confused about whether this was supposed to be an animated image or not.
Just shake your phone a bunch and you'll get the jist of it.
It's actually a demon that teleports from one spot to the next
Jumping spiders (I think it's a jumping spider) just kinda be like that. They're very cute but also very twitchy.
They do be movin' like the animation in the Spiderverse movies.
There’s a scifi novel called Blindsight by Peter Watts that plays with this exact issue.
They also know how to teleport short distances.
Anyone else getting that Dr Who creepy angels vibe ?