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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Babe it's not what you think, she's just statistically correlated to my dick.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everything in the known universe is statistically correlated, if your computer is complex enough.

If this argument suceeds, then all patent and IP laws are invalid.

[–] JackbyDev 2 points 2 months ago

Babe, she just made chemicala in my brain move

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

Nvidia... sounds familiar. Maybe I've heard of that name. I associate "Nvidia" with thoughts of expensive hardware, stock market bubbles, and annoying driver software. But that's just a statistical correlation, it's not like I actually know anything.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

only if you have a lot of money

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they win this it clears the way for us to use pirated material in our models. Let them cook.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Silly rabbit. Laws only apply to the poors.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

And the media on my plex server is just statistically correlated to popular movies and tv shows.

🙄

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, they are. Is the term "stochastic parrot" no longer popular? That's what the "stochastic" part means.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What? It's not a blunt, officer. It's a confounding statistical correlation, go get those eyes checked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Based NoVideo ngl