Babe it's not what you think, she's just statistically correlated to my dick.
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Everything in the known universe is statistically correlated, if your computer is complex enough.
If this argument suceeds, then all patent and IP laws are invalid.
Babe, she just made chemicala in my brain move
Nvidia... sounds familiar. Maybe I've heard of that name. I associate "Nvidia" with thoughts of expensive hardware, stock market bubbles, and annoying driver software. But that's just a statistical correlation, it's not like I actually know anything.
so piracy is cool right?
only if you have a lot of money
If they win this it clears the way for us to use pirated material in our models. Let them cook.
Silly rabbit. Laws only apply to the poors.
And the media on my plex server is just statistically correlated to popular movies and tv shows.
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Well, they are. Is the term "stochastic parrot" no longer popular? That's what the "stochastic" part means.
What? It's not a blunt, officer. It's a confounding statistical correlation, go get those eyes checked.
Based NoVideo ngl