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Eating sounds.

I could strangle a person who eats like a pig...

Autotune.

@tictac2 as someone with sensitive teeth, seeing anyone take a BITE out of their ice cream instead of licking it. 🙈
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Wet or soggy bread. No idea why.

The smell and taste of beer.

I will never understand why people all around the world like it.

Mustard touching cheese. I want both on every sandwich, but they cannot touch.

Wet bathroom and toilet floors

Trypophobia, something about those kinds of holes... *shudder*

Toothpaste that foams too much. Which is most toothpaste.

Kraft Parmesean Cheese. I can't stant even thinking about it. I've never smelled a dead body but I'm assuming that's what it smells like

Any unexpected texture when I eat chicken. I literally only eat white meat because I can’t stand anything chewy, hard, stringy, etc when I chew.

Soap.

Gotta rinse that shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll the way off. You don't want dish soap from your dish in your food. And you don't want to leave any soap on your skin. So you rinse and rinse and rinse. Think you got it all off? Better rinse again just to make sure. Rub your fingers together. Does it still feel slicker than it did before you washed your hands? Better rinse some more.

Mouth breathers, but only when you can hear the airflow.

Roasted or fried chicken. Something about the strong smell just whips my brain into anger and disgust. I can't think, talk or smile once I smell it. Especially in a enclosed space.

Mayo or other similar foods, mouth noises, and animals without extremities.

Not disgusting, but just irritate me - whistling (unless at an event where noise is the goal), forrest Gump, and when people describe themselves as bougie.

sibilance

Picking your nose with your thumb. It’s still picking your nose!

The sound of nails being clipped or bitten.

Slime, shit is just gross to look at and touch

I will literally throw a tantrum if anyone watches those afternoon telenovelas in front of me. I will mock them, their parents and ancestors for such a disgrace.

Can't stand coffee, the smell and the taste, even with cream and sugar

Furries

The smell of cow manure. It’s all the rage here even though it’s not that isolated/non-urban here. I can actually feel a sharpness/roughness in the smell.

Hearing someone tell me about their dream

If I'm not in it and nobody's having sex, I don't give a shit. It's your brain throwing out random nonsense and has no bearing on anything in reality. Keep it to yourself.