If you don't feel like eating the crust, you're having a shitty pizza.

Fuck that.

• You're a grown ass adult, eat whatever you want

If you don't like the taste of crust and have enough money that you don't need to make use of every piece of food, then don't eat the crust.

If you don't like the taste of crust but think it has some benefit, then eat the crust.

If you don't like the taste of crust but are broke and want to eat the crust to feel full so you can spend more money on other stuff, then eat the crust.

If you like the taste of crust but want to save the crusts to make an art piece out of them, then don't eat the crust.

YOU'RE AN ADULT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, DON'T LET SOCIETY PRESSURE YOU TO DO OTHERWISE

people throw away the crust? is this an American thing?

Throwing away the crust is just wasting food.

You clearly forgot to order your pizza with cheese-filled crust

But my dog expects the crust. I'd never let him down

Being a grown ass man means you dont have to

Born and raised in us never understood it I eat the crust unless the it has the consistency of charcoal

Ah yes, I'm a grown-ass adult and I take orders from a meme.

But my dog loves the crust and I don't so when I get pizza he gets really happy

Why should I take that away from him lol

Is this about my husband? 😉

The crust is(most of the tine) the best part of the pizza. I sometimes only eat the crust

You eat the base of the pizza there? That's crazy. It's like eating a paper plate. You are supposed to eat only the topping. Next you're gonna say you eat the bread that wraps your sandwiches.

You are mistaken, I am a grown ass-man.

How to eat crust

• Method 1: Finish main portion of slice, then raw dog crust

• Method 2: Finish main portion of slice, then dip in preferred sauce or orifice.

• Method 3: Puree entire slice and insert into mouth hole via straw or funnel.

• Method 4: Roll pizza slice around crust, creating a Swiss Pizza Roll. slice into wheels 1/4-1/2" thick width. Use 4 Pizza Wheels, several toothpicks, and one additional slice of pizza to create a PizzaMobile. Race your friends or pet or imaginary friend to see who can make the fastest PizzaMobile!

• Method 5: Throw crust in the trash can and stare at it for 5-10 minutes. Glare loathingly at it; make it understand exactly how disgusted you are by its lack of sauce, cheese, and toppings. What a piece of shit.......................

Protip: leave some cheese near the crust and eat the crust lengthwise. Tada! You got cheesy bread.

I'm a grown ass man. I'll eat or don't eat what i damn well please.

When I was in grade school, I used to only eat the crust. I hated the center part with its tomatoes and cheese and stuff.

And wash the tablet down with water. You don’t need chewy ones.

I make my own pizza, and I always put stuff on the crust to make it interesting to eat in its own right. Usually I alternate little chunks of himalayan sea salt, roasted garlic, and black garlic every inch or so around the outside. Makes it into a sort of weird but tasty pretzel.

I have tried making stuffed crust pizza by folding the outside edge back over some cheese, but it always opens up while cooking in the oven. I don't know what the secret is to that shit. Maybe I should use staples?

"We're now live at Mr Plohmann's who's voluntarily eaten nothing but pizza crust for four years."

"I never said 'voluntarily'!"

"You still eating that?"

Agree.

My method is to eat the crust first save for a tiny handle, making it an appetizer. It tastes best when I'm hungriest, before proceeding with the cheesy, greasy main course.