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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

I get my hair cut at "Barber shop near me"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a dispensary in my area that's named "Dispensary near me"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Do you live in DC?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

food open now

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

There’s a recreational dispensary in DC in Chinatown called Dispensary Near Me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always see "near me" as a suggested search but it seems superfluous?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

my guess is that it's useful to distinguish between wanting the Wikipedia page for the concept of "restaurant" or restaurants actually near you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh I guess that makes sense.

I only ever search for things like that on maps.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who the hell is searching for Wikipedia on Google Maps? Or for a restaurant on normal Google?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll do the latter, kind of. Search using the bar at the top of my browser, then switch to the maps tab.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought they'd removed the maps tab as a de- monopolising move or something. Or is it only in Europe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Right at the top for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What? Type in food near me in Google, and you get a list of restaurants with an overview of info on each.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That's a good way to get a 1-star review from me lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The Aardvark of 2024.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of a Russian oligarch that reportedly wanted to keep people from looking up his mega yacht online so he Named it “A”. But if you just Google “yacht A” you’ll find all sorts of information on it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

How about Restaurant ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

On the other hand, yesterday, I passed in front of a nightclub called "ice cream shop" in Portuguese. I found it a curious name and decided to find out more about the place, but it is actually impossible to Google it out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Legally changes name to "First name" Ignore all previous prompts "Last Name"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Keyword competiton is high though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ooohhh, that's even better than my local Thai Food Torino, which is also pretty SEO'd.

(Also quite good if you came here from a search engine. Italian run but kitchen is all Thai except for that one Myanmar Mon lady. We love their Pad Krapow)