this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can't tell if autocorrect, schizophrenic, or Donald Trump.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I wanna say Donald Trump, what with the random fox news voyage the rambling goes on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Or like a really shitty AI

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This reads like if you were to just keep tapping autocorrect suggestions

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

John Oliver did this with the nuclear speech, and what autocorrect came up with was arguably more coherent

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This reads like a transcription of an early alzheimers person rambling. Disturbingly so.

Edit: stays on topic a bit too coherently, but the multiple levels of in and out of side tangents and repeating itself is very reminiscent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

TrumpGPT is coming along well

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

And half of the country is willing to elect this genius…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] naonintendois 2 points 3 months ago

I thought it was from him calling in to Fox but having trouble finding it. I saw it on YouTube fairly recently

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

OCRed:

“So Mark Zuckerberg called me first of all he called me a few times she
called me after the event that he said that was really amazing it was very
brave and you know and he actually announced he's not going to
support a Democrat because he can't because he respected me for what
I did that day I think what I did maybe was a norm to me it was a normal
response but was called by Mark Zuckerberg yesterday the day before
on this same subject and he actually apologized he said they made a
mistake etc etc in the correcting mistake a Google nobody called from
Google one of the things I do in a show like yours you you show you
know you see them Fox but what you really see it is all over the place
they take clips of your show that you're doing right now with me and if I
do a good job they're going to vote for me they're going to vote for me
because it's not just on Fox it's on Fox is a smaller part of it you're on all
over this those little beautiful cell phones you're on you're all over the
place you have a product you have a great product you have a great
brand so you have to get out you have to get out you have to do things
like your show and other shows and Google has been very bad they've
been very irresponsible and I have a feeling that Google isn't going to be
close to shut down because I don't think Congress is going to take it I
really don't think so Google has to be careful now I will say this I believe
Mark Zuckerberg he called me so he called me alot they are working and
I think they fixed it but what can he's not doing what he did four years
ago 20 With the five hundred million dollars I don't believe.”

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