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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You cropped like 3/4 of the joke :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Will there really be a ball pit? "Yes..."

How ominous.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I don't think even with supervision that they'll be able to stop someone from peeing in the ball pit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'm expecting some c*m jars to switch to pee as a contingency. Like a trib page

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, why the fuck not?

It's tradition.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah, so this is what the conservatives are trying to conserve. Noted

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

cant even pee in the ballpit anymore. because of woke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's the only place we can agree.

Ball pits have a long history of being piss repositories. The McDonalds Playplace, Chuck E. Cheese, that weird "kids place" that hosted slightly depressing birthday parties with outdated arcade machines as the main draw. All christened in golden horror.

It's like the community pool. No matter how many signs you place, someone's going to put the "p" back in ool.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

a nonzero amount of people will be going to this event with the express purpose of peeing in that ballpit, guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Strange Æons is going to be there? Are you serious? Half her videos are about shitting on things that fail. What did they have to say to talk her into it?

Come on, next you're going to tell me they signed Sarah Z

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It will be even funnier the second time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The people running it this time around actually seem to know what they're doing. I think it's just gonna be what dashcon tried to be the first time tbh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

YES CANT WAIT FOR INTERNET HISTORIAN VIDEO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

it will probably be plagiarized

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

My favorite tumblr post might be the guy who learned of Shinzo Abe's assassination via this format.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I kinda wanna acfually go and watch it crash down

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Soldier Boy?