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    future windows experience (lemmy.ml)
    submitted 8 months ago by mr_MADAFAKA@lemmy.ml to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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    [–] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 140 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    Is this the tiling manager people talk about all the time?

    [–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 56 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Is this the tiling manager people talk about all the time?

    Ye, Microsoft's Head of Monetization, Nolan Sorrento, calls it "Pure O2."

    [–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

    It's called "adsomeWm"... highly un-customizinle.

    [–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 11 points 8 months ago

    somebody should do this in linux.

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    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 116 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Bold of you to assume you still get a desktop in between all the ads.

    [–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

    It should be off in a corner or something. Not front and center where it's blocking the main ad.

    [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, those ads are way to easy to ignore. Hopefully the working space randomly shifts tiles so your attention shifts periodically to the ads!

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    And you get jingles every few minutes that you can't turn down or mute.

    [–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Makes you sing and dance jingle into webcam.

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    If you don't sing enthusiastically enough, your files are deleted.

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    [–] Ophioparma@feddit.org 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Yeah, as if the desktop was the product

    [–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    If you use Windows, you are the product.

    [–] slax@hometech.social 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    @Diplomjodler3 @Ophioparma finished building my PC proceeded with installing Windows 11. Realized my failure. Installed PopOS. Life is so much better now.

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    [–] superkret@feddit.org 66 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    This is less intrusive than current web ads. The entire center of the screen is ad-free, no pop-ups, no banners that grey out the rest of the screen, no paywall...

    [–] Rolando@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

    In this image you could just put cardboard over all the ads to have an ad-free experience.

    [–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    [–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Ow! My Balls! is brought to you by a Carl's Jr.

    [–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Fuck you! I'm eating!

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 8 months ago

    You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed into the custody of Carl's Jr.

    [–] Ophioparma@feddit.org 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Quite optimistic view. Do you think they will be so nice and give you a completely unobstructed working area? I am pretty sure that contradicts every sane ad strategy. Where is the "Watch one minute of ads before we can start your application" window in the center? Where are the 5 identical buttons of which only one will get you to file explorer, the other ones lead to File Explorer Plus only for 5,99$ per week?

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    [–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Ow my balls!

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    [–] JPSound@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I said, SHUT UP! I'm watching "Ow My Balls!"

    [–] waz@feddit.uk 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I get this reference.

    [–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

    I lieuk mouneh

    "GO AWAY. BAITIN'!"

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    [–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

    You mean the complex mathematical Orbs powering your computer?

    [–] expatriado@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I still use my bought in 2012 Photoshop CS 6, almost daily, no plans to upgrade. If i need to keep one of my PCs with windows, i won't mind sticking to a old version for the long run

    [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

    Cs6 was peak PS!

    [–] Zetta@mander.xyz 7 points 8 months ago

    GIMPs biggest upgrade in like a decade should be coming out this year, you'll have to check it out and see if it meets your needs when it does.

    [–] amotio@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Was this meme created in MSPaint on Wine?

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    [–] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    This copy/paste operation brought to you by Geico. Watch this 30 second ad to unlock your clipboard.

    [–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 8 months ago

    Don't give them ideas!

    [–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    That's any future app. And the kick in the nards is that the developer who allow it earn like $2 a day if lucky. So we all get burned on the ad hellscape having hours of time wasted for $2

    [–] Zetta@mander.xyz 9 points 8 months ago

    Not open source apps, glad I've pivoted to almost entirely open source software. SaaS is cancer.

    [–] Jourei@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    The mouse has a slight bias that it moves just a little faster towards the edges.

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    [–] iLove 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Can we somehow integrate ads into the display frame? Looks like dead and unused area to me.

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 8 months ago

    And the decades long trend of minimizing screen bezel size suddenly reverses course.

    [–] Petter1@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

    Or like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifteen_Million_Merits

    [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Drink

    πŸ”₯ XTRA BIGASS VERIFICATION CAN πŸ”₯

    to continue.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

    What movie is this from?

    [–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Idiocracy

    [–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

    It's not a movie. It's prophecy.

    [–] teamevil@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

    Go away baton!

    [–] tiziodcaio@feddit.it 6 points 8 months ago

    Ditch Wayland, embrace ADland!

    [–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 5 points 8 months ago

    I feel inspired to make a joke linux distro like this

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