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[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Is this for hammering down fence posts?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's a T-post driver.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

It can be both!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Sanitizing?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nah, it's fer hammering yer nan AYOO

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

No-knock warrants

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

1 like = 1 prayer

1 share = 3 prayers

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I FARTED ---------->

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I’m talking about this genre post in general

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Can't always find a solid shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

Post if you want, but you'll be digging yourself a hole.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Mate, ease up!

Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you'll have a more pleasant experience

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that is a huge fleshlight case

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Really? I think it's pretty normal sized.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Post drivers, and I hated using them to make fencing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Huh. I spent years driving posts with a sledgehammer! When I discovered the existence of post drivers I was overjoyed and bought one immediately.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

They even have handheld gas powered ones too now.

Linky

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Discount door breach, or post hammer.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's one cool looking bong

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you're not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don't have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don't, I don't care

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Plant… a sign…?

I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

GROND GROND GROND GROND

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.

So according to comments it's a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

For hard soil you use a different tool. It's similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.

When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname "Redneck Lockpick".

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Fleshlight Metallica edition

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wonderful flashbacks to the skin peeling off my hands after several hours of this.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I should have been familiar with it, but the one time I put up a fence, I didn't know that such a thing existed, so I used a big mallet and a lot of hard work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Mine ain't all fancy and shiny:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's a whoompty whoomp. I've used it a lot since that's how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Which kind did you get it confused with?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Once I was pounding a stake and got the alignment off. Post driver came down on my forehead and knocked me down. Hurt a bit but I finished the fence, which is what's important.

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