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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

All military recipe cards are available online, if you're craving yakisoba.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's cut square, there's your problem right there, buddy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Round pizza? What do you think this is, Dominos? Real military pizza is fit to a square pan, and uses nacho cheese and 3 bean salad because that's what's left over

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

round pizza makes logistics inefficient