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[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait... You don't prep your grass like that?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I usually inject the marijuanas

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dip a tampon in THC oil and insert it in my anus. Learned it on fox news.

Unfortunately, this is inspired from a real stupid thing some young people did but with alcool. Goes too fast in their bloodstream and some supposedly ended up in a coma.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to believe that that's a myth. Just thinking about it for 2 seconds makes believe that nobody has ever done it. Why? Tampons have to be compressed inside an applicator for insertion. If you leave one inside the tube, it won't soak up enough liquid to matter. Take it out of the tube and soak it in liquid, well, now it's a puffed up, soggy mess. Good luck getting that into an orifice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is called 'boofing' and the number of people that do it is more than 0. Because of how the body absorbs substances that way, people can get a stronger effect than consuming them orally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard of it, since even Supreme Court justices do it, but it's the tampon part, specifically, that I doubt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah boofing is real. I don’t know about the tampon part though.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ok now show the stat for alcohol!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel attacked in this thread

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's a symptom of too much caffeine...

I know, I have it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knowing Fox News audience they should talk about chewing tobacco. Shit is nasty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I had a coworker who chewed and spit into empty coke cans that he kept in his desk drawers until they were all full. And this was a programming shop!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also I would consider myself addicted. I use it daily, notice withdrawal symptoms when I abstain (no appetite, nausea, insomnia) but I'm also productive, started my own business 8 months ago and I'm doing well, no one around me has any idea except those I choose to let know lol. I'm high all day no one can tell. Its not like other drugs lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm high all day no one can tell.

I've got bad news for you bud.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You really can't tell if you don't know the person. I have a bright, weird personality and ADHD and work at a dispensary. People often think I'm high, assume that it's part of my vibe, but I'm strictly no THC during the day. Meanwhile, one of my most down to earth, serious, no nonsense coworkers does dabs before work and on all her breaks. Nobody thinks she is high all the time, but she's often the most THC filled person in the building.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I assure you no one knows but those that I tell lol you are around people every day that are stoned and you have no idea, I promise you that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm just not going to snitch on them.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And Fox News.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

9 out of 10 Fox viewers become a dickhead.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This isn't true at all - because 8 out of 10 started out as dickheads.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

9/10 originally-non-dickhead viewers, then

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There aren't even 10 of those.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

Inject the marijuana needles right into my bum!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The CDC's post:

Another study estimated that people who use cannabis have about a 10% likelihood of becoming addicted.^2^

The citation:

  1. Lopez-Quintero C, de los Cobos JP, Hasin DS, et al. Probability and predictors of transition from first use to dependence on nicotine, alcohol, cannabis, and cocaine: Results of the National Epidemiologic Survey on Alcohol and Related Conditions (NESARC). Drug and Alcohol Dependence. 2011;115(1-2):120-130
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's worth noting that cannabis was the least addictive of the substances analyzed in this study, almost a third as likely as alchohol:

The cumulative probability estimate of transition to dependence was 67.5% for nicotine users, 22.7% for alcohol users, 20.9% for cocaine users, and 8.9% for cannabis users.

CDC rounding 8.9% up to 10% seems a bit suspicious to me

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I tried to snort a line of weed once, almost died. It got into my trachea and I started choking. I should have known marijuana was deadly!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

"It's called dabbling, but for users of waxed mari-huana it's anything but."

-the scary news intro

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me [snorting rails of marijuana]: fuck man they don't know SHIT about drugs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait you mean I'm not supposed to be injecting marijuana between my toes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bro that's how you get addicted

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Chase the Mary Jane dragon

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Above 140C weed loses its effect, making this image even better

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Did you mean 240? I vaporize cannabis at 195-210 C

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Guys guys guys,

The perfect temperature is

420!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Fox itself is a giant meme

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

A teaspoon of marijuana makes the medicine go down...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Actually this guy is just showing off how much extract he has by taking a dab from a fucking spoon. Goddamn junkies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dollars to donuts all Fox execs snort cocaine. It's always projection.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you're using fox as the source for facts?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

No, they're using it as a source of absurdity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Liars gonna lie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Opiod abuse among hillbillies? This meme... that graphic? Coincidence? I think not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I've unknowingly injected some wild ass noids in my time. Not fun, super dangerous. The real bad time, I luckily got warned before hand. Ended up copping something else cause there were ambulances everywhere and people freaking out all over the street, so yea, something told me not to. Whew.

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