The Amish would win but only once
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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Depends, can the Amish get the support of the states with former Mormon bounty laws? That would be a wild mercenary third party
Armish, because of their fancy hats.
Mormons, no question. Unlike the Amish they believe in using technology, and as a bonus, some of the best city planning in America is in Utah
The Mormons control all the salt because Utah. Salt is vitally important in off grid homesteading or something. They've already won.
the amish have a mafia. and reliable post apoc transport.
The mormons won't know what hit them.
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UTAHvid-19 vs. OH1o-N1
If adirondacks could be weaponized, the Amish would already rule the world
I heard Mormons are also known as LSD cuz they use so much. Amish going to wipe the floor with them.
Also the Amish have horses
Amish are literally pacifist. Mormons aren't. I've never even saw an Anabaptist who owns a gun, they slaughter animals old style, sharp knife.
I doubt assault rifles are acceptable technology for the Amish too.
I wouldn't put it past the Mormon army to use nukes, but I doubt they need to, and the population density of Amish isn't going to give us the megadeaths we want from nukes anyway
My money's still on the Mormons in a conventional fight, especially as the Amish (as you said) are opposed to fighting anyway
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Mormon for sure. They have the US air force
I would go for Mormons. It looks like they have a high amount of troops which are relatively close by. This means that you can mobilize big parts of your Army and simply Overrun the first Libes of the Amish defended quite quickly. The Amish troops are quite spread out so help would probably come to late.