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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In this world it's pet or be petted.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

why not both?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure I'll cuddle furries and give them kisses on their head

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As soon as they show up 🥰

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I showed up

give me a kiss on my metallic head

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

humans are an animal species, so technically everyone is treated like an animal already.

[–] First 2 points 1 year ago

We enjoy heavy petting just as much as the next animalkin.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as a vegan, this checks out for me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, meat eaters better be real careful in this thread

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Milk-drinkers and cheese-breathers better buckle up too

[–] First 1 points 1 year ago

What about meat beaters?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DAE FOR EVERY LE ANIMAL YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BAZINGA WILL EAT TWO hypersus

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between “they all deserve to eat” and “get off my bed” for me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

depends on the animal I suppose, I ain't vegan but I still feel guilty about the beef cow

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I leave worms for furries in the garden for them to take back to their nests.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll eat your Cockey wockey owo nom

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service.

...wait

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give me a time and a place 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

2:30 in the burger King dumpster I'll be the one wearing a raccoon costume

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Loser behaviour tbh. Fragile masculinity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

So, just pretend they're not there when I masturbate?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it's time to treat them like Aussie farmer treats his cows. Lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

~~WHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHEN~~

clears throat i meant oh no how awful would that be

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You don't eat animals?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like cattle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Animals are sweet, beautiful creatures. Furries are weird and should keep it in the bedroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Like a dog with rabbies..

[–] First 1 points 1 year ago

Drug addicted smiley man should grow a pair - like literally, he has air for a crotch.