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[–] [email protected] 203 points 4 months ago

A distributed pseudonymous ledger for use by a centralised authority that will hold sensitive, personal information.

I think the paper was right.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

España creó un pasaporte blockchain para ver por alguna razón, porque supongo que los tiddies ponen nerviosas a algunas personas.

Source: Sé dónde está la biblioteca.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This could be the right time to use an interrobang.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

interrobang.

I know it's a real thing, but I still think of a sexy FBI agent every time I see "interrobang"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

me llamo t-bone la arana discoteca

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Is it Blockchain based though?

It is a shitty porn passport, I'm Spanish, but I didn't hear that it was Blockchain based.

Why? It needs a centrar register not an uncentralized one.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I was just looking through some documentation on it. It says it uses a "digital wallet". Maybe people are seeing that and thinking that means it's blockchain-based? I'm not seeing anything more solid claiming there's any blockchain involved, though. (I'm not 100% certain there isn't any blockchain involved, though.)

It's BS either way. Extra super plus plus BS if it's blockchain-based. But still BS even if there's no blockchain involved.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

A blockchain does not mean decentralized. It means a public ledger where each new item validates the one(s) before it

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

Do they need blockchain for it though?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (3 children)

bit of a futile endeavour tbh, if a kid with access to the Internet wants to see porn, they're going to find porn. And if they don't have access to the basic sources they'll probably find a more dodgy, unmoderated, and possibly extreme porn than if their curiosity got sated by pornhub or something

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Agreed. Even going back to sharing stuff via Whatsapp or something like that, they are going to evade control for sure. But when will society be ready to just be honest with kids about what exists and teach them how to safely explore that and give them context? I guess we'd rather have dystopian control than that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I'm not sure why so many adults try so desperately to forget what they were like as kids and teenagers. Rather than stop their biological urges, curb them or direct them towards safe release. Letting them figure it out on their own, and how else can they if you don't actually teach them, is a recipe for disaster.

Two of the best ways to reduce teen pregnancy are sex education and easy access to contraceptives.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

VPN interest mysteriously surges in Spain

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is also mentioned that the rules could get superseded by EU law requiring identification as well. And with the US doing stupid stuff as well you might run out of VPN locations in the future

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah unfortunately it has crossed my mind. Good news is groups like Mullvad and Proton are pretty good about spreading their servers across the world under various jurisdictions so the whack a mole game should go on for quite some time, and I don’t think any country is going to make VPNs illegal anytime soon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think any country is going to make VPNs illegal anytime soon

They'll just make them illegal for anyone other than a corporation

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Guy who wrote a paper about Blockchain doesn't know the difference between a "digital wallet" and Blockchain...

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (7 children)

What about all the games where you can shoot people? Why is that okay for kids, but a little tit here and there will destroy their view of the world?

Didn't these things get their starts by sucking on tits? So why hide them now?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

There is this famous spanish porn actor. Nacho vidal, who says that we would have a better world is kids would play around with plastic dildos instead of plastic guns.

I don't know the playing with plastic dildos, but it is true how wild is the normalization of giving kids a replica of a human killing instrument to play with.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Why would anyone chain their porn?
Cockchains are not for that. Not really for anything, but not for that too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I used to suck dick for blockcain..still do... but I used to too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

One of the things blockchain could do is become a digital proof of ownership, augmenting or replacing things like property deeds and car titles. We already agree that a written record of ownership of such things is legally binding (even if the writing is stored digitally), but transfer of that ownership to another person is still a very manual process. Imagine an NFT that represents ownership of your house, and when you want to sell your house, you transfer that NFT to someone else's custody - adding their ownership information to it. It would record the entire chain of ownership, and specific details about the piece of property involved.

[–] words_number 17 points 4 months ago

Without law enforcement, which is centralized anyway, your documented ownership is worthless. So if the state or a similar centralized real life organization, whiches existence people agree on, is needed to grant and enforce that ownership, blockchain is unnecessary. They can instead just store that shit in a database.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And who would the largest nodes on that blockchain be? The banks? Who could say and do whatever they conspired since they command >50% of the computing power and/or value?

The average person isn’t going to build a fucking blockchain node just to keep the deed to their house.

“Grandma, please you need to fill your basement with these ASICs or else script kiddies will steal your house”

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Oh no Spain has an "innovative" idea to fuck the internet!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I wonder how many sites will bother checking for Spanish pornpasses. Seems they're just playing people and waiting for the inevitable, "Turns out the Internet isn't respecting our kids, we need to ratchet up the control. We tried to give you a good deal though, right?"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One of those memes where an article or something is needed for context lol

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Git is a real-life use-case

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The Blockchain is amazingly useful, that's why the establishment did their best to make sure people associate with incels and little monkey pictures to ruin its credibility. A banking system running on Blockchain is one where the Pentagon can't lose trillions of dollars annually.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (14 children)

A banking system running on Blockchain

Is an astronomically terrible idea. It:

  • would use as much electricity as an entire country
  • payments/transfers would be both much slower AND much more expensive than via a bank
  • would have no protection against fraud. You got scammed? Your money's gone. You paid for something online and it never arrived? Too bad
  • would have no way to stop money laundering
  • would have no way to help people who forgot their password, they'd just lose their life savings permanently
  • would tie up a bunch of capital, preventing reinvestment and growth. There would be no way to get a bank loan to buy a house for example
  • the list goes on
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

make sure people associate with incels and little monkey pictures to ruin its credibility

yall 100% did that to yourselves

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