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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Surely it’s missing the rightmost sign. Probably says “carpet your whole bathroom for only $99”.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's "home"

This appears to be a home depot.

The promo is that the labour is $99, but you need to buy the carpet, the underlayment/underpadding, the tack strips, and everything else from the installer. They generally don't install the in-store carpeting, so it needs to be ordered in, which costs more. This also does not include any stairs, or transitions.

There is also a minimum floor size.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Carpeted bathrooms are the classiest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Especially with a very nice off-white color, such as eggshell or... uh... dandruff. Bone? Ivory! That's the one.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Oh it's just a typo. It should say "hole."

Carpet your hole for only $99.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Now you need drapes to match

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Can they make it match the drapes?