This is a dad joke in meme form and I could not be happier
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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Sweet, that'll help with the ground priest they're about to get.
Like every one after that it made a greasy mess.
But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building's as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar's where the precursors to frat bros.
Free bird.mp3
It works at 3ft! Let's try 30ft!
Man I hope there's a brace across his back, because a human's arms are not strong enough to overcome that much resistance.
But it there were a sturdy brace, that looks like almost enough resistance to keep him from dying, if he can keep from tumbling. Which he probably can't.
Yeah, that guy's best outcome is a lot of broken bones.
I can't see how the force on his arms can become larger than his body weight, which he should be able to hold up?
Other than that, I perfectly agree that this guy ded
It's the angle. Can you hold your weight with your arms straight out to the sides? Sure, you can do push-ups, but can you do this?
or this?
Most people can't.
I think the acceleration may be an issue too. It's hard enough to do when you're still, but it may be harder when you're plummeting and trying to slow down.
Legend of the Fall
Soon to be the first Greased Priest.
Franz Reichelt vibes
Seconds later..... The first Friar Tuck and roll!
Alex Caruso didn't need wings.