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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How much Alton Brown is in there? I bought Girl Scout cookies once but they lied and no Girl Scouts were mixed into the cookies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'll have to ask my wife.

She said 25%.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

I only like all-natural fruits and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity here to call them Alton Brownies :)

Looks good!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dang, the best title right here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i dont see the resemblance

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Neither has that much hair....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

hey, i can see it now! thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That brownie looks like some…

…good eats

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Those! But we cut the cocoa in half.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You missed the opportunity for "Alton Brownie".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I was cool enough to think of this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's okay, I would have too if I made the post. All joking aside they look delicious!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Love to see it! Hope you enjoy them as much as we do!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We do, every time!! So good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's the cakiness to softness ratio?

Richness to sweetness?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A good chew with a little cake.

It's more rich than sweet, we cut the cocoa in half from what the recipe says though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow!! More rich and you cut half the cocoa??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, bananas right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Alton Brownies!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

aLtOn bRoWnIe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a downvote on every single comment on this post?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Good question! My guess is someone who thinks food porn is something else and the image wrecked his boner?? 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I used to like alton brown until I found out he was racist and homophobic

https://cleanplatter.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/the-taste-of-disillusionment/

https://www.celebitchy.com/688906/alton_brown_is_sorry_for_his_terrible_holocaust_tweets_calls_them_in_poor_taste_/

And I belive he referenced a horrible person in one of his books in but I don't remember the name of the horrible person he mentioned

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I had no idea, thank you.