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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I feel like the author is being unnecessarily silly. The ancient ruined architecture could be PowerPC

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

2015 latest revision with DDR3. That's not living, that's palliative care.

In all seriousness, OpenPOWER and Power9 look cool, but they're still fighting to overcome the issues IBM and Motorola designed into the architecture. Fairly modern OpenPower9 example here https://www.raptorcs.com/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

DDR2 was best DDR: https://acube-systems.biz/index.php?page=hardware&pid=756

Let me know when you're ready to apologize and give these geniuses ALL YOUR MONEY.

[–] porgamrer 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes if you remove all frivolity I'm sure the joke will be funnier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah but you see, in the first sentence I was only pretending to be dismissive of the joke, because my comment had a second sentence (gasp), where I expanded upon the original joke with another observation of a particularly failed CPU architecture.

It is funny because I used verbal misdirection and a relevant reference from inside the community. And now it gets objectively funnier in my second comment when you make me explain it.

[–] porgamrer 1 points 5 months ago

eh, i really did look for a joke. all i see is a "well actually" opinion that somebody here probably holds

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Itanium jokes are never going to be not funny!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

It's somewhat amusing how Itanium managed to completely miss the mark, and just how short its heyday was.

It's also somewhat amusing that I'm still today helping host a pair of HPE Itanium blades - and two two-node DEC Alpha servers - for OpenVMS development.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

I feel like this has truly earned a "bazinga!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

El Reg pulls no punches.