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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago

Columbo vs anime characters is the best genre of murder mystery

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Didn't he live with his parents and sister?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Nah, judging by that rumpled raincoat, it looks like he lives in his car.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't the fruit bowl in his bedroom?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don't remember, but that could be the case.

🤔 Isn't that kind of weird? Do people and teenagers in particular keep fruit bowls in their bedroom?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Teenagers with good parents do. I think any parent would be happy if their children and their friends liked fruits so much that they would need a fruit bowl in their bedroom.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Idk man, I think unless you're eating, food should be in the kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

That's a weird concept to me, we always had a fruit bowl in the living room. Or a sweets bowl. Or both.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Columbo Pog

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

and no apple cores in the trash either...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

man, I should watch columbo. Never seen it since childhood

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Columbo would be so irritating. Like JFC just arrest me already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Reminds me of this skit from Gianni.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Light: what's your name again?

Columbo: Lt. Columbo sir, only my wife calls me by my first name.