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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You know who also owns dark clothes, goats and a pointy hat?

Esmeralda "Granny" Weatherwax!

Coincidence? I think not!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not enough hobnails on those boots, but I had the same idea!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Yes, Granny would be stumped by the lack of good hard boots, but she's also all about practicality and those sneakers look well worn, and practical for the climate. Also there's good, hard rock underfoot, you can grow good witches on hard rock.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago

goat herder my ass, wizard

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

I bet she has a side-quest.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

I love that she's dressed in this ominous witch-like outfit and then she's also just like wearing sneakers.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So you're telling me this is not a level 12 arch-wizard?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then you are no level 12 arch-wizard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Correct. And I don't have one of those fancy hats either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Not having one of those hats is what's doing it for the most part. Probably.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No, you need to fulfill both conditions

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

I vote more occupations have wizard robes as their official uniform.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

maybe stop wearing black clothing, you traffic cone ninja

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think once the temperature is higher than body temperature you want something that radiates the maximum amount of heat. But I've seen studies that seem to imply it doesn't matter which color you wear.

[–] Zink 5 points 4 months ago

Iirc that’s why the SR-71 was black. It radiates all the speed-generated heat more quickly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

wow what a fascinatingly stupid article. they wear black because its thicker fabric.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a shitty ai article, but that's not what it says.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

"Additionally, it has been said that black clothing works well under the sun if it was worn loosely and not clinging to the skin.".
OH! IT's bEEn SAiD!
Article may as well start, "As a large language model, ..."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My blackmage glam:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it works im curious why only female herders use it. Are the male herders like super chad. What! to hot for you. gotta wear the girls hat. Its not even hot today. Its like only 103.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably because male herders don't have to wear all black, or cover their entire face.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

geez. I did not even notice that. crazy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

New WOW build just droped

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Goats, you shall not pass!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is clearly a Goat Wizard.

[–] ICastFist 1 points 4 months ago

Truly the GOAT

^greatest^ ^of^ ^all^ ^time,^ ^for^ ^the^ ^uninitiated^

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

if I see this woman in a desert at night I am directly running backwards

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You shall not pass (out due to a heat stroke)!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'd love a nice capretto sand witch, light on the mustard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

But does she weigh more than a duck?