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[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Three out of four of those corners (including the one in which the gummies are a misdemeanor) are also within the Navajo Nation. Kinda feels like that tribal jurisdiction ought to matter.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They do. And for most purposes each reservation is it's own little defacto nation. They aren't truly, but definitely in spirit lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

They don't necessarily. Historically they didn't have jurisdiction over non-tribal members. Now there are some detainment powers, but it is not 100% clear still.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Each nation has its own agreement with the USA that defines these things, it's weird. I think it's in Wisconsin where tribe members retain hunting and fishing rights to a lake sold as a private lake, when cops showed up, they had to let them fish and hunt or the land would be returned to the tribe. As per the agreement from long ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ummm that is a sold sort of. It is more clear now, but is history tribal police couldn't reinforce the law or even detain non tribal members. After a supreme court ruling and a new federal law tribal place have some power over non-tribal members. But not to necessarily to the extent of other local law enforcement.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (8 children)

However, he is crossing 3 state lines in the process, breaking federal law.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

running in circles at the 4 corners smoking a spliff so i can get the felony high score

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What happens if you get an abortion on that spot?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago (3 children)

In his order, abortion is: Homicide after 15 weeks and before a 24-hour waiting period, Legal at your convenience, Legal at your convenience but only if the mother is in danger, Homicide after 18 weeks and before a 72-hour waiting period.

The only way to perform an abortion on that spot that is 100% legal is if it is done before 15 weeks, after waiting 72 hours, and the mother's life is in danger.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wait three days for a medical procedure and nobody bats an eye.

Wait three days for a firearm and everybody loses their minds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

This guy aborts

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thermonuclear annihilation

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Clouds will form over the spot as a warm wind blows in from the southeast. Flecks of rain will fall and a slow rumble will build from below as the ground shakes and a hole appears from the fallen ground. A representative of each will be sent: a sheriff, an artist, a socially conscious libertarian, and a racist.

They will each give you one gift and then the sheriff arrests you and takes you to be judged by the racists. The others watch on in quiet disapproval, to the abortion or the arrest it isn't clear. The racist then says "As foretold, the skies open and you're on trial in another state."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Going out of your way to have an abortion exactly there?

That sounds just like a ~~satanic~~ withcraft ritual.

Not sure if there more or less steps, maybe it just IS considering abortion used to be a job for the local herbalist women.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Man my brain is toast.

I was scratching my head wondering which state would ban gummy bears and why no one in the comments seemed curious about that.

Then I realized weed gummies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Nah man, Utah made gummy vitamins a misdemeanor to ensure kids wouldn't get tricked into enjoying them. /S

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Man my brain is toast.

Do... erm... gummies have anything to do with it?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (7 children)

His pockets are only in two states each. He may be in physical possession of illegal drugs for that one state, but the drugs themselves may not be there. How would that be ruled?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Technically they're on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

But possession is 9/10 of the law which means means this is only 9/40 or .225 illegal

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

That's the saying, but in reality it's more like 80%, or 4/5.

This, being in four states at once, that makes it 4/20.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was spinning around at the time.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Schrödinger’s weed

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Love me some Four Corners mischief. There is usually a food truck there serving Native American frybread - delicious!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Do they sell "Indian tacos?" I had that when I was working at a local TV station shooting news footage of a regional powwow and it was awesome. Taco ingredients on the frybread you're talking about.

I'm not meaning to be culturally insensitive. They called them Indian tacos, not me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

We're calling them freedom tacos now you god damn xenophobe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I never thought of it that way, but yeah. Except you eat it flat with a knife and fork.

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[–] tyler 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes, American Indians prefer to be called Indians, not native Americans. You’re not being insensitive.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

In my experience, there seems to be a lot of disagreement on that point, but it is not my ethnicity, so I don't feel like I'm right to speak on any of their behalves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I live in a population area with a lot of native Americans, and I've literally never heard that before. I only hear a preference toward, "native" or "indigenous".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

because Indian can be confused with a billion+ other ppl in the world.
the 'ol "feather or dot" question

[–] tyler 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

have you ever asked them? My wife works on reservations. They unanimously want to be called Indian. CGP Grey has a video on it as well I'm pretty sure. And I think it's pretty telling that the agency is called the Bureau of Indian Affairs and not the Bureau of Native American affairs. https://www.usa.gov/agencies/bureau-of-indian-affairs

We've had plenty of reform of sports team names, you'd think they'd want to reform the actual federal agency name if it wasn't what they wanted it to be called.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit I haven't thought about frybread in like, a decade and now you made me think about it. How dare you.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I miss fry bread sooo much. I always try to tell people it's like funnel cake but simpler. I haven't had it since I've been to Havasupai.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes, i always document my crimes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

“Those where theoretical gummies to proof a point”

Thats why they are “in his pocket” and now openly On display.

Could also argue my left leg and pocket didnt cross the border, only my right did.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Habeus Corpus. Any judge would laugh a prosecutor out of the court if this was the only evidence.

Then they would probably be fired.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I think of the Simpson's episode with sideshow Bob and the 5 corners. I shoot you from here, the bullet passes through there, you die in x and fall into ...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just saw that yesterday and so I did too. (think of it that is)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would not have posted this. The long dick of the law makes an echidna's look normal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it would be pretty much impossible to prove he had gummies in his pocket at the time. I also don't know that Stephan Pastis is the right person to make an example of.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Err... I meant DUMMIES! These damn dummies in my pocket ...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Better watch out for the long arm of 1/4 of the law.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It's either more or less than 25%, depending on whether he has the gummies in his left, right or back pocket.

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