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teleports behind you you won't win the wizard war, buddy rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bah. I've felt worse looking in the mirror most mornings! Your attempts are nothing against the horrors my own mind may make!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Curses! A counterspell!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I cast Power Word: Erectile Dysfunction

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I see your cast and counter with Power Word: Premature Ejaculation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

War truly is hell

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Is it like an instant effect or a permanent curse? Cause of it's the former that's just a good time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Power Word: Cum will give the instant release but the premature ejaculation cast will result in a hundred ruined orgasms or you get a refund on your scroll.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I summon the spirit of Guillaume le Million

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I'd let daddy Balgruff do anything he wants to me 🥵

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Haha! Now I perceive my former manboobs as pert and my former beer belly as our love child. Kiss kiss. Now stop with your silly magic play and come and put that shelf up like I've been asking for the last five weeks. Then we'll go to the garden centre and you can help me get those planters and pick out some pretty flowers for the path in the back, which you promised you would pressure wash this weekend after you mow the lawn, remember?