His plans are to go with you.
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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That would be lovely but I don't like the idea of taking pets on a plane.
Do you have any pet snakes?
Are your plans really more important than his? I dare say not
every time i ever pack for a trip i pack like im anticipating shitting my pants 2x a day.
Not me man, I'm going for a week, I'm taking 3 pairs of underwear 3 pairs of socks, 3 t-shirts and the clothes on my back.
for a week long trip i buy a whole 12 pack of those shitty (heh) hanes tighty whiteys just for that week. Then I burn three tires in my back yard just to make sure the earth knows that i dont give a f-word about my carbon footprint.
A friend of mine saves her worst undies, jammies, etc. for travel and then throws them away on her trip to make space for purchases.
As someone who works at the airport, that makes sense. People using their nastiest smelliest underwear before being crammed elbows to asses for 4 hours sure would help explain that smell.
Just an FYI, if you're ever on a plane, and it feels like they have the AC cranked up to -10F, it's because fatty-no-shower was developing pitt stains. Gotta stop him from sweating any way we can. Because we're all suck like this for 4 hours. Best not to make it an assault on the senses. AND CAN SOMEONE SHUT UP THAT DAMN BABY??? FUCK!!! GET YOUR TITTIES OUT, AND SHOVE A NIPPLE IN ITS MOUTH!!! The pilot is trying to SLEEP!!! Now lets try to have a calm ride, not thinking about the fact that this is a boeing....
Underwear: one per day plus 2 for contingencies, unfolded because I’m a monster.
Socks: 1 pair per day, one for contingencies. Unmatched, because they’re all the same anyhow.
2 pairs of pants and 1 pair of gym shorts. Possibly board shorts for swimming.
1 shirt (white or printed,) per day. At most 3 button downs.
Rainshell if summer, winter jacket plus layers if not.
Phone number for a local laundry service if it’s more than a week,