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I summon shid in your pant (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Me, who has 120% Reflection on my equipment:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

sweats

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Lol where is this from?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wizard fight?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Nose wind of the north!

https://youtu.be/6hSscvRhqig?t=7m7s

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Itchy bones

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Thanks Satan

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My mind put a r in there

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Itchy brones

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Might I remind you that "shit" can be used with the spell command.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cum

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

😩

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

By any chance, was your Daddy a Femcow and your mama was a boy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Impressive, you had 6 seconds

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

Luckily I don't live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Cast the constipation spell instead

shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Meh, I have already have IBS.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

jokes on you, I don't have any pants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush