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[–] [email protected] 247 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

"Oh god! You're finally awake!!! Babe, you've been asleep for two years!!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Look how long you've been gone!"

"Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep."

"No it isn't! Look at my hair!"

"Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice."

I'm not good with details.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn't notice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

My wife dyed her hair a totally different color and she got mad that I didn't say anything for a few days. Because I honestly didn't realize she did.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

She really had long hair - did still look long to me after a lot was cut off.

[–] [email protected] 199 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Wow, you got em with that 2003 throwback.

God damn we're old.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

With the newgrounds link as well ❤️

Of course they're all on YouTube nowadays

[–] [email protected] 155 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can see why he married her.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry a woman like her one day.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry ~~a woman like her one day.~~

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a ~~girl~~friend

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I hope I'm lucky

[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 months ago

That was a good twist

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

"Then why am I still tired? Clearly I need a few more years of sleep."

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

"Nice, all plans cancelled with a valid excuse."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My husband shaved his beard when I was napping one day and came to wake me up. I had no idea who he was.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Watch La Moustache with him.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

You were trying to cross the border, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Oh my gawd! Your tiddies are sagging even more!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My first thought was "what the fuck"

Then I looked at who posted it and went "that's pretty tame actually"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

😎
👉👉

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

That would be a coma

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

So you are finally awake Link...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You ever be dating a girl with hair extensions and try to run your fingers through her hair? And that's how you found out she had extensions? Surprise! Hair extensions are bullshit.

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