this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Sadly, I would bet most people are killed by debris before getting to be picked up.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like the most fun part would be when you get up to speed so instead of getting torn apart you'd just be high-speed vibing.

Like, the part after getting torn to shreds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, how's his wife holding up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

To shreds, you say?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah. It's not that the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More specifically, who the wind is blowing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hear he’s blowing Steve from accounting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but the wind really gets around. I think he’s close to blowing every single person in the world, penis or no.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

No way! That blows my mind!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

So you're saying we need a suit of armor and tornados become funados?

Edit: this said fumados not funados which is not as... Fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Noun

fumado (plural fumados or fumadoes)

  1. smoked fish, especially a pilchard

Ehh, sounds like it could be fun to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

@Philharmonic3 @The_Picard_Maneuver Are we sure the first few 2x4s aren't fun? Like the first few bricks and cars?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To quote Ron White "It's not that the wind's blowin', it's hwhat the wind's blowin'"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

And the fall

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Does getting sprayed in the face with a sand blaster full of broken glass sound fun?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dermatologist hate this one trick!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's because it's funny

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In this country, you gotta get the pickup truck first. Then when you get the pickup, you get the tornado. Then when you get the tornado, then you get the fun.
Teen survives a tornado in a pickup

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

He drove away because he didn't want to be late for the job interview... Fucking capitalism, man 😢

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Its a joke sure but like the only reason getting thrown around on a roller coaster is fun is your body telling you youre in danger while yer mind knows you're safe.

Skydiving was fun too, but i wouldn't have enjoyed a second of it without that chute on my back.

If someone invents a tornado-safe flight suit tho there'll be adrenaline junkies camping out in tornado alley

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Welp, since a dude near here was trying to save his dog when his home got caught up in one and the first few spins tore him up and threw him around hard I would venture to say it's a no.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Livestream it and everyone will know.

(I almost said record+upload it but I assumed serious injuries)