Ironically, birds also have a non-zero chance to be called "tits", "boobies" or some such equivalent. Whoever named those must have been very proud of being a mammal and wanted to rub it in for those poor birds

Now I'm conflicted. Boobs are great but at what cost?

i legit had to search whether whales and dolphins had them, and I'm shocked.

Memes are literally the breasts in my language (Turkish)!

I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go. And then, someday, you'll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most.

Flat earth? Nah I know the truth

Boob Earth

It's boob comfort, not envy though.

No, but they do produce milk.

If you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything.

That's interesting that the Polish word is so similar to the English word, since Polish is of Slavic origin and English is Germanic.

This is what Wikipedia has to say about it:

In Greek mythology, Zeus places his son born by a mortal woman, the infant Heracles, on Hera's breast while she is asleep so the baby will drink her divine milk and become immortal. Hera wakes up while breastfeeding and then realizes she is nursing an unknown baby: she pushes the baby away, some of her milk spills, and it produces the band of light known as the Milky Way. In another Greek story, the abandoned Heracles is given by Athena to Hera for feeding, but Heracles' forcefulness causes Hera to rip him from her breast in pain.

That Zeus. He’s such a character. Not only does he sleep around on Hera (you know, his ~~sister~~ wife), but then surreptitiously tries to get Hera to breast-feed his bastard son. But I digress…

The heart is boobs too, sorry.