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[–] [email protected] 292 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Maybe it's time we invent JPUs (json processing units) to equalize the playing field.

[–] [email protected] 221 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The best I can do is an ML model running on an NPU that parses JSON in subtly wrong and impossible to debug ways

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just make it a LJM (Large JSON Model) capable of predicting the next JSON token from the previous JSON tokens and you would have massive savings in file storagre and network traffic from not having to store and transmit full JSON documents all in exchange for an "acceptable" error rate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Hardware accelerated JSON Markov chain operations when?

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Latest Nvidia co-processor can perform 60 million curly brace instructions a second.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 165 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Well, do you have dedicated JSON hardware?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The R in ARM and RISC is a lie.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The website title says "Arm Developer", not "ARM Developer", in a clearly non-acronym way so it's a guide for making prosthetic hardware. Of course you want a cyborg arm to parse JS natively, why else even get one?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 120 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Everybody gangsta still we invent hardware accelerated JSON parsing

[–] [email protected] 98 points 5 months ago (2 children)

https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/9912040 "Hardware Accelerator for JSON Parsing, Querying and Schema Validation" "we can parse and query JSON data at 106 Gbps"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm so impressed that this is a thing

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

106 Gbps

They get to this result on 0.6 MB of data (paper, page 5)

They even say:

Moreover, there is no need to evaluate our design with datasets larger than the ones we have used; we achieve steady state performance with our datasets

This requires an explanation. I do see the need - if you promise 100Gbps you need to process at least a few Tbs.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Imagine you have a car powered by a nuclear reactor with enough fuel to last 100 years and a stable output of energy. Then you put it on a 5 mile road that is comprised of the same 250 small segments in various configurations, but you know for a fact that starts and ends at the same elevation. You also know that this car gains exactly as much performance going downhill as it loses going uphill.

You set the car driving and determine that, it takes 15 minutes to travel 5 miles. You reconfigure the road, same rules, and do it again. Same result, 15 minutes. You do this again and again and again and always get 15 minutes.

Do you need to test the car on a 20 mile road of the same configuration to know that it goes 20mph?

JSON is a text-based, uncompressed format. It has very strict rules and a limited number of data types and structures. Further, it cannot contain computational logic on it's own. The contents can interpreted after being read to extract logic, but the JSON itself cannot change it's own computational complexity. As such, it's simple to express every possible form and complexity a JSON object can take within just 0.6 MB of data. And once they know they can process that file in however-the-fuck-many microseconds, they can extrapolate to Gbps from there

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Render the json as polygons?

[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's time someone wrote a JSON shader.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That just results in an image of JSON Bourne.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That is sometime the issue when your code editor is a disguised web browser 😅

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

No, if you're struggling to load 4.2 mb of text the issue is not electron.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

there are simd accelerated json decoders

[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (2 children)

every day we stray further from god

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Don't worry, they still make extensive use of regexes.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Would you rather have 100,000 kg of tasty supreme pizza, or 200 kg of steaming manure?

Choose wisely.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (4 children)

200kg of steaming manure would be pretty sweet if you had a vegetable garden

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if I'm just missing a reference here, but if you choose the pizza you can have both.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

CPU vs GPU tasks I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

GPU, render my 4.2 MB json file!

[–] pipe01 19 points 5 months ago

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I have the same problem with XML too. Notepad++ has a plugin that can format a 50MB XML file in a few seconds. But my current client won't allow plugins installed. So I have to use VS Code, which chokes on anything bigger than what I could do myself manually if I was determined.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Time to train an LLM to format XML and hope for the best

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do we need a "don't parse xml with LLM" copypasta?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Someone just needs to make a GPU-accelerated JSON decoder

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Except if it's a single line file, only god can help you then. (Or running prettier -w on it before opening it or whatever.)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Reject MiB, call it "MB" like it originally was.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Rockstar making GTA online be like: "Computer, here is a 512mb json file please download it from the server and then do nothing with it"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

You jest, but i asked for a similar (but much simpler) vector / polygon model, and it generated it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Let it be known that heat death is not the last event in the universe

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