Plot twist - you get this regardless of which one you choose:
this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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Al Gore had warned us all along! At least we get a bit of pig with it too.
Would you rather be alone in the forest with
A) a bear who has been starved and given your scent.
B) Al Gore giving an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.
The bear cause he died of starvation, duuuh
an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.
You don't need an 8 hour PowerPoint. Instead try the best ad I've ever seen. It's from legendary estonian animator Priit Pärn:
So the ad wants me to follow the example of a man leaving his wife and children crying in despair?
As long as you remember to turn off the lights.
We never took him super cereal :'(
Would still do the nasty with him.
LOL, the tattoo on his right forearm says "Freude am Fahren."
Yeah? I didn't notice that. What does that mean?
“Driving for pleasure” would be my closest translation, it’s the BMW slogan.
I though this was a Trans Masc meme and I was like "Hell yeah, brother, me too"
How big is the Chance i get a Koala? And am i allowed to keep it?