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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's morphemes, rather than a phonetic alphabet, right? Unless the whales have become literate?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're putting chemicals in the water, making the frickin whales literate!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Every time someone references the frog quote from Alex Jones, I always end up hearing it with a techno beat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

my friend and I constantly reference this and his fiancee absolutely hates it lolololol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We’re confusing a few different terms here - a phone in a phonetic “inventory” (let’s use that term instead of alphabet) is just a unit of sound*. A morpheme is a unit of meaning.

And we won’t know which is which in whale-tongue** until we can confirm what any one word means. (See: “Arrival”)

*theres more to it but I’m tired so I’m not explaining

** what’s the teeth grill thing they eat krill with? let’s use that instead of “tongue” 🤪

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you, I was mixing up terms. I suppose I was thinking of phonemes, but I see they're also not purely the sound... Though (I didn't actually read the article yet!) I wondered if that is what they think they found: units of sound that can vary in exact audio/phonetic expression but 'mean' the same sound to the whales. (And from which longer audible communication structures are built.)

Okay, side thought, since I'm also tired and don't feel like looking things up properly:

In simple communication, such as one might assume whale-baleen* to be, perhaps a one to one mapping of phonemes to morphemes is likely.

*I think the baleen is that krill-filtering thing you were after?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

AI: "I speak whale"

The rest of the world: "No you don't"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

You just CAN'T, Nemo! I mean AI

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

We're going to end up finding that they're racist, aren't we?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Well, if that means they are talking shit about humans, they are probally justified.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

I don't know about whales, but dolphins are well known to be absolute degenerates.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I wonder if they HATE dolphins

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

We'll find out all they say is "dangit it's wet over here too."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

I have a whale friend and he filled me in:

IMMMMMMMM BOOOOOOORRRREDDDDD

SOOOOOOO BOOOOORRREEEDDD

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

They speak fucking Entish. One letter at a time. Take a goddamn year to say a sentence.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man the AI translations of all those calming tracks are gonna be wild, were gonna hear some sweet old whale gossip.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmm hooooooooooooorneeeeeeeeeey caaaaaaaaaaaaaaan aaaaanyyyyyyooooneeee heeeeeeeeeaaar meeeeeeeeeee ooooooooveeeeeeeer theeeeeeseee fuuuuuuuuuuckiiiing boooooooooooats?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

OK real talk if we start understanding whales and they have lives and feelings. What are we gonna do about compensation for using their property and destroying it. Like are we gonna genocide the whales when we discover we owe them like a trillion dollars

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

If? They definitely do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do they have any documentation it was their property? No? Well, we're going to genocide them anyway, that's our thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Wait until they start sinking our Amazon boats

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This reminds be of the book Hyperion in which there was this paradise ocean world planet, Maui-Covenant. Maui-Covenant had motile isles, giant plant/animal moving islands. They were herded by dolphins. Humans made a device that could translate and talk to the dolphins. All the dolphins committed suicide when the hegemony of man (some sort of capitalistic state) arrived and ruined the planet to extract all the oil.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That part is so eerie and so cool, they ask the dolphins questions but the answers are so alien to them that they realize they just dont have to context to understand them. They miss shark.... edit: also if you haven't read chasm city by alastair reynolds, I heavily recommend it and it also has some dolphins that are being transported to a new colony world with humans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Would you mind giving examples of these "alien" conversations?

I don't think I'll read this book, so I don't mind if there are spoilers..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I can try but they weren't cryptic or anything, just didnt make sense to the humans. The humans were swimming underwater and using some tech to translate. They asked the dolphins if they missed the oceans of earth or something to that effect and the dolphins mention that they miss the "great voices" which is implied to be a reference to whales. There were also some casual-seeming phrases that were essentially just word salad to the humans, and they compared it to speaking to a 1 year old human. They end the interaction with the dolphins saying over and over that there are no sharks there and that they miss them, which makes no sense to the narrator so he turns off the translator with the realization that he just can't understand what they mean because they share no mutual contexts. edit: also presumably part of the problem was that the human's questions were just as context-less to the dolphins as the dolphin answers were to the hupeople

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Understood. Very interesting! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Hyperion? Dan Simmons?

All I remember were the Time Tombs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Genuinely interesting. Perhaps they'd have something to teach us. We humans could use the help. 😏

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

"Stop genocide."

Oh right right. We'll get right on that didn't realize it was a big deal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Poisoning the ocean is like, not cool man” 🐋

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd hate to know how they'd feel if they knew how humans would respond to this...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

There are whales today who were alive when their family were killed by whalers in the 19th century.

Think about that. They know.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Perfect, my whole life I dreamed of speaking whale. Now I will be able to understand my mother-in-law.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sure it can work out the structure of language but without context will it ever be able to decrypt the actual meaning?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

"Fuck that boat."

"Yeah, let's go sink it."

  • Orcas
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Correct, no one REALLY knows anything until you can reliably “say” sound X and, I guess, observe them do reaction Y which would suggest it means word Z. I guess because I don’t know because I’m not a xenolinguist which also no known human is one of those yet

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

that's... One of the responses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This is the shit I'm alive for. Fucking amazing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

And when we finally learn their language. We can long distance shit post on the whale's social media