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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I cummed to this comment

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Found random balkan shit on lemmy yay!

( if anybody wan't a translation of anything there I can do it )

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What language is this, I guess (Serbo-)Croatian? I’m Polish and I can understand it partially. What’s „računarstvo”? Computing, programming…?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Računarstvo would most likelly be computing or just computers in general sense in Serbo-Croatian.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

ok, well, for the rest of the class, let us know please.

since @[email protected] isn't offering the deets

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Translation

  • Top left: Publication bigz once a month

  • Top right: Magazine to popularize Informatics and Computers april 1988, price 1000 din

  • Middle left: microprocesors hd 64180

  • Middle right: new action, you can make your own team 011, commercial software turbo paskal 4.0

  • Bottom: 32 pages story, little pc library, dbase III plus

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

thanks so much.

still doesn't explain why the BDSM lady is pegging the guy ~~inside~~ through the computer though.

I guess that kind of thing would populuarise Informatics in yugoslavia. Didn't know they had that big of a femdom scene that it would lead to other things being made popular just by putting it next to something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Well now I kinda wanna buy a pc, so

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yea sorry, it was midnight when I commented that, will translate later today.

And yes it's serbo-croatian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Serbo-croatian, when Yugoslavia still existed...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I wouldn’t understand any bit if it was Romanian, it’s totally Slavic and balkan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yea, it's serbo-croatian

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Please! I'd love a translation!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Computers - a magazine for the popularisation of informatics and computers -april 1988, 1000 dinars

  • microprocessors HD64180
  • new deal: build your own team 011
  • commercial software: turbo pascal 4.0
  • 32-page insert: little pc library - dbase III plus
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

https://lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz/comment/1307660 link to translation in another comment ( don't know how to properly link comments )

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Sure, will translate later today.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of Robert Palmer's music videos.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Is this why everyone was trying to find Carmen San Diego?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want into this magazine cover. How do I get into this magazine cover?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Start with the purchase of a wide brimmed hat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I don't think it says anything about society at all

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

it says a lot of society, but I don't understand what it says about society

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I dont know what this is but I want it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

AI trying to generate coherent text be like...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

No wonder DEC went broke. My VT220 didn't come with any hunks crawling out of the screen Ringu style.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Tag yourself, I'm Turbo Paskal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Says a lot about society

Sure does. This was mainstream, cutting-edge in 1988.

How have we strayed so far?