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[–] [email protected] 80 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

"Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Jesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

I hope i go out with a stiffy

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

The Res-erection of Christ

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

They will come in and go out,

Giggidy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Jesus is a checkbox

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I can't see it. Is it a picture?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Really short video. Huh, works for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That's on me, probs. All combinations of client\web and regular\VPN show a blank line with no content though. Can you drop a link to what you've embedded here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.

Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So Jesus died on an erection?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That’s technically correct.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

flag with erection

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

they hated him for speaking the truth

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.