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[–] kn0wmad1c 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The thing on the bottom is called Neopolitan, not Napolean. F-tier meme

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

For the sake of the meme, I will out myself and say that I've been confusing Napoleon and Neapolitan for all my life. I feel seen.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In germany this is even more of a shitpost, caue we only know this as Fürst Pückler ice cream sandwich, and not Napoleon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Still not over the HRE, huh?

Well, as long as no one starts talking about Version #4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Oh people are for sure. Our far-right party "AfD" functioneers aren't publicly naming it, but everyone clearly knows they're having wet dreams about their "fourth Reich".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

While simultaneously being literal spies for China and Russia. And they call themselves patriots. In a movie, I'd call this whole plot unbelievable and dumb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ha, you're right. That adds a whole other layer of shitpostness.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Uh, context? What is that in the bottom image?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

napoleon vs neopolitan icecream maybe ?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's ice cream. Apparently having the three flavours like this is called "Neapolitan ice cream".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which just means it's from Naples. I dinnae unnerstand

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

It sounds kinda like Napoleon. Some people mix the two up. More people do so ironically.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Neopolitan ice cream

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I work with a woman who is just.. something else. She went on and on about the new Napoleon cake the bakery was selling. She eventually brought us some. It was neapolitan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn. I'm going to have to find a new source of education if we can't trust memes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

No pls don't. We don't want you learning anything now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Since when do shitposts need to be accurate?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

If the name was actually Napoleon, or if it used the traditional French recipe in the image to mimic the flag, I would give it a pass as a good shit post, but it's Neapolitan, and it's using the American recipe, so it's not even tangentially funny. It's just a bad shit post, and not in a good way. Sorry chief, try again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Damn, bro. How do I return my laugh? Is there a department I have to talk speak to or a mail-in form or something?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

,

I post a lot. They can't all be winners, given how diverse of an audience this platform is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think it’s funny, and a great joke in that we don’t say “neopolitan” very often so I could 1,000% see someone call it “Napoliatin” ice cream or something. There’s still a layer of “truth” to make the joke quality. It’s a shitpost with layers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The meme is in the comments

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

you must have a very sad life. please get some help bro you will be in our thoughts and prayers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yep, there is actually a dessert called napoleon cake, it's this bad boy:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That looks a lot like spekkoek.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mixed up images: The original name in italian is millefoglie, not sure how it got translated to napoleon cake in english

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a shit post to me. I will allow it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Who died and made you... Oh.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Only here for everyone else who got Ace of Base's "Wheel of Fortune" stuck in their head after this post.