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Rrrrawrrr RRRRaAArrR roaaAARR ROOAr roarr ROAAar rrrRooaarr rroAARR ROoaar.
RRRAR, Bear
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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It's so bizarre to me that people are taking this so personally. Usually I don't associate myself personally with the concept of "random asshole" and tend to have a pretty poor opinion of said random asshole.
People actually taking a probability and risk assessment statement as if it's talking about them.
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I read her post some days ago and thought "she got some kinky humor".
Now I think "She has no humor at all and was dead serious".
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I'm a guy and I'd probably pick a bear over a random person. At least with a bear I know it's not safe. A person? Could be useful, could be aggressive and follow me, etc. I know enough to know that I'd have no idea if the person was telling the truth about anything survival related.
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I'm a man, but can I still pick bear? I don't really like being around strange people.
what kinda bear we talking? Black bear, grizzly bear, teddy bear, a large anthropomorphic bear? I mean come on we need something to work with here.
Frankly, i'd rather be out in the woods alone, but that's because i don't like people.
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Honestly I'd rather have the man. I would stand a chance against him. Can't say the same about a bear.
Do not let the 1% divide the sexes.
Solidarity amongst all human beings, and whatever gender they may be.
That said, people who are a smaller stature deserve the ability to defend themselves from other larger individuals. I wonder how the handmaids tale would have gone if all the women had AK-47s?
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I wonder how the handmaids tale would have gone if all the women had AK-47s?
This is known as 'The Nazi Gun Control Argument.'
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You know what? If I’m out in the woods alone I’m probably having some me time and I don’t want any women around anyway. Go hang out with the bear.
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This entire conversation is ridiculous from start to finish.
Yes keep fighting on twitter while the ruling class take away your rights.
Depends on the bear
