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[–] [email protected] 99 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I'd love for you to meet our interior designer, Mr. M. C. Escher":

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I will never unsee Gomez throwing his whole hand into the snap. Lurch has a bit of wrist flick, but Gomez is going whole enchilada, I wonder if it's his fingers snapping or his wrists.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago

Local safety regulations require a breathalyzer test before you're allowed upstairs.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

stair correction

At this point, why would you want that double height step when walking to the bathroom from the hallway?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Just to, you know, keep things interesting.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

"I paid for the little half chub step, I'm gonna use the little half chub step"

- the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of when my build in Minecraft doesn't quite line up as I had imagined and I'm too lazy to fix it. Guess that happens in real life, too.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Developer: "Show me where it says I can't do that."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Building Official: "International Residential Code §R311.7.5.1"

[–] nieceandtows 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

There is indeed true evil in the world, let no relativist tell you otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Might as well extend the steps so that they touch each other. It would no longer have a platform there, but it would be easier to climb. You would have a step ledge, but it's already a crap situation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

A dollar says your sketch is the first drawn plan of this project.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I mean personally I fail to see how this whole… thing… is better than like.. adding a half inch or whatever to each of the stair rises in the flight on the way up.. as long as it doesn’t surpass 7 3/4 inch per-stair rise, which I imagine this doesn't come close to just by the way it looks, you could probably kill a lot of that weirdness with just super basic alterations..

No, I think this hazard was a conscious decision, or at least the architect who drew it up sucks.

I’m surprised it meets code tho, tbh. This is just begging someone to tumble down the stairs in the middle of the night.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Could even be caused by code - complying with current code only applies to things you change.

For example, maybe the stairs were in a bad place so someone moved them (I briefly considered that). Now the stairs need to comply with code, such as maximum steepness. How do you make that fit? The right way probably involves expensive structural mods (or having just said no), so this is the contractor making it fit “affordable”

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Fuck it, make it a smooth funnel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You would have a step ledge

What are you doing step ledge? 🤭

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

This is what happens when you don't plan your Minecraft house right

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was a Doom map at first

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

myhouse.wad energy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

This looks like some shit i'd build in the first night in minecraft when i run out of stair blocks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

That stairwell off to the right seems to be at such a shallow angle they could have just made a flat hallway and used slightly steeper steps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

A twisted-ankle lovers dream house!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I love this for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Same, I wanna live in a house like this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

This reminds me of a nightmare I used to have as a kid, thanks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

After growing up in a house like this, a straight flat hallway gets me every time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As in you like them or you're fucked up by them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Yes, pretty much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Damn. Sorry you no-clipped

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?

Defendant: YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It would be interesting to see the modifications made over time that resulted in this fucking monstrosity.

Nobody would actually design a house like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

most horrifying thing is the bathroom being at the top of a flight of (carpeted) stairs

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bonus for the toilet right there in the bathroom with no door.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure the door just opens inward

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Falling injuries would skyrocket if that door opened outward.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Wanna make a bathroom with stairs leading into it the most likely place for your eventual death? Add a torsion spring to the interior.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, on paper it maybe made sense… lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure. Are the stairs downstairs so short that you couldn't have distributed the height of the three weird steps among them? If not, you'd have an even floor upstairs.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Into a bathroom no less!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

When I'm dreaming the architecture has a lot of features like this. Check out images of Jiufen in Taiwan for some next level stairs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Feels like it would work a bit better if the stairs were just at an angle into the corner

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I never mind a nice thump fuck in the night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This looks like something one would build in Minecraft in the first base.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why isn't this illegal. Why isn't anything that has to do with houses illegal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Okay who let the Tzeench cultists use construction tools, only Khornates are allowed to use them after the Leman Russ incident.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Could rent that place to medical schools to teach their students how to treat twisted ankles.

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